Question: What’s the difference between metal god/TV star Ozzy Osbourne and Australian hot rodder Steve McLaren? Answer: One sings at OzFest, the other drives Oz-Fast.

OK, so the joke is lousy. But Steve’s 1970 Ford TC Cortina coupe sure as heck isn’t, especially when it pulls the wind out of your lungs as he slams the AOD automatic into third and zings the 428-cubic-inch 351 Windsor to seven grand. No, we didn’t get to experience it firsthand. But combine the stroker motor’s big torque, some 295/50-15 rear rubber, and a featherweight body, and it doesn’t take much imagination to figure out what the ride would be like.

Ford built the Cortina coupe in England for UK consumption only, and none were officially sold in Australia. Steve bought his from a guy who brought it over from Blighty, then spent eight years turning it into a killer street machine.

Like gearheads here in the U.S., Australians are big horsepower junkies, even though it costs them about twice as much to build it. Steve first turbocharged the Cortina’s 1.6-liter four banger, then upgraded to a two liter four. Then he got serious and transplanted a hot 302 Ford V8 into the car.

After a miserable experience trying to get an EFI system to work on the 302, Steve took a cue from us Yankees and bolted in the seriously stroked 351.The engine was stretched to 427.8 cubes by boring the cylinders 30 thousandths and dropping in a custom-whittled 4 1/2 inch stroke steel crankshaft. The connecting rods are Trick Flow aluminum bits attached to 12.5:1 compression Keith Black hypereutectic pistons. The cam is a Comp Cams solid roller affair that sports a whopping .720 inches of lift.

Steve originally planned to modify a pair of Cleveland 4V iron heads to fit the Windsor short block. But after seeing a friend shell out big money for modified heads and a custom intake manifold, he went looking for a better solution. He found it in a pair of Trick Flow R-Series aluminum heads.

“The head (specs) were great straight out of the box, offered better heat transfer than iron, and weighed about a third as much as the Cleveland heads,” Steve said. “After a quick trip to the local machinist for some port and polish work, the Trick Flow heads had ports very close to 4V Cleveland ports. Plus, I could use a standard Windsor intake.”

The intake is an Edelbrock Victor Jr., topped by an 850 cfm Holley double pumper carburetor and a home-fabbed airbox with a K&N air cleaner. An MSD Billet distributor and 6AL box handle the ignition duties, and a pair of custom headers dump exhaust gas into dual three inch pipes with Flowmaster mufflers. The four-speed slushbox is an Art Carr-built unit with a 3,000 rpm stall converter and a full manual valve body (overdrive is electronic).

The Cortina’s suspension and rear axle were barely adequate for the turbo 1.6, let alone the big Windsor. Steve ditched the stock axle for a narrowed and braced Ford 9 inch with 31-spline axles, 5.14 gears, and a Detroit Locker. Steve also mini-tubbed the car to fit the big Yokohama tires, boxed the rear trailing arms, and added HAL coil-over shocks and disc brakes to all four corners. The wheels are custom-made aluminum rollers that look like modified Halibrands.

The Cortina’s body was a fine example of 1970s British build quality. Panel gaps were way off, and the quarter panel-to-trunk fit was so bad, the trunk lid would slide left to right and gouge out big paint chips when Steve launched the car. He fixed all that, then hand-formed steel front and rear beaver pans (roll pans in Oz-speak) and shaved the door handles, fuel filler door, and trunk lock. The front grilles, lights, and both bumpers are from an Australian model Cortina sedan. The paint is a special mix dark green called Steve’s Green.

The Cortina’s interior features four custom-upholstered bucket seats, a dash full of Auto Meter Phantom gauges, a B&M Pro Ratchet shifter to slam the gears, and those eye-catching Blue Oval aluminum door panels. There’s even a factory sunroof in case Steve wants to tan the top of his head.

You’d figure a car as nice as the Cortina would be a finished project, right? Fat chance. As you read this, the car is getting a square tube rear subframe and bracing, a homebuilt four-link suspension, a new core support for a big aluminum radiator, new floors, and a respray job. Seems going fast in Oz is a job that’s never done.

FAST SPECS
Chassis

Frame: Stock
Front Suspension: A-arm with QA1 coil-over shocks
Rear Suspension: Boxed trailing arm with HAL coil-over shocks
Rear Axle: Narrowed and braced Ford 9-inch with 31-spline axles, 5.14 gears, and Detroit Locker differential
Brakes: 4-wheel disc
Wheels and Tires: 15-inch custom billet aluminum wheels, Yokohama radial tires
Chassis Work: Owner

Engine and Transmission
Type: Ford 351 Windsor, 428 cubic inches
Block: 351 Windsor bored .030-inch, modified for stroker crank
Reciprocating Assembly: Custom 4 1/2-inch billet stroker crank, Trick Flow aluminum connecting rods, 12.5:1 Keith Black hypereutectic pistons
Camshaft: Comp Cams solid roller cam, .720-inch lift
Cylinder Heads: Trick Flow R-Series aluminum heads, ported and polished
Induction: Edelbrock Victor Jr. intake, Holley 850 cfm double pumper carburetor
Ignition: MSD Billet distributor, MSD 6AL ignition
Exhaust: Custom headers, custom 3-inch dual exhaust with Flowmaster mufflers
Transmission: Art Carr AOD 4-speed automatic with manual valve body and 3,000 rpm stall converter
Other Items: Milodon gear drive, Milodon oil pump, Trick Flow pushrods
Engine Work: Phil Avis

Paint and Body
Body Modifications: Custom front and rear roll pans, shaved door handles, fuel filler door, and trunk lock, hood scoop, seam-welded engine compartment, new trunk floor with aluminum fuel cell, new grille, lights, and bumpers from TD Cortina sedan
Paint: Custom-mix dark green
Bodywork and Paint: Owner

Interior
Seats: Front and rear buckets with gray cloth upholstery
Gauges: Auto Meter Phantom Series gauges
Shifter: B&M Pro Ratchet shifter
Other Items: Custom aluminum door panels, electric windows, custom steering wheel
Upholstery by: Martin Stanton

1970 ford TC Cortina, front quarter

Ever see one of these before? It's a 1970 Ford TC Cortina coupe, built in very limited numbers by Ford of England. Steve McLaren of Canberra, Queensland, Australia never saw a TC either until he found this one, brought to Oz by a British expatriate. The car was pristine and ideal for turning into a rip-snorting musclecar. A mere eight years and big handfuls of Aussie dollars later, Steve was off terrorizing roos and sheilas all over Canberra.