(Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
TALLMADGE, OH — We spotted a guy who unironically looks like Santa Claus repositioning a skeleton that was displayed inside of a casket in the back of a hearse.
And all of the kids seemed to be totally fine with this.
A good time seemed to be had by all at the 2019 edition of Trunk or Treat at the Summit Racing retail store near Akron, OH, where hot-rodders and families converge annually for a Halloween-themed cruise-in.
Our colleague attended the festivities with his own pack of Future Hotrodders of America, and shared his photos with us.
Check them out before Santa Crypt Keeper puts you on his naughty list.
We seriously can’t tell whether the ghost-like face appearing just above the van’s driver’s seat is a cowboy hat-wearing ghost decoration, an actual man looking at the van from the other side of the vehicle, or an actual ghost. Also. We’re delighted by the family friendly nature of the friendly ghosts, black cats, witch, and vampire, only to notice the baby witch murder doll peering out from the passenger-side window. This photo has EVERYTHING. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
Exhibit A: The Scream’n Demon. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
Exhibit B: Creepy clown looks like he’s screamin’ the word ‘demon.’ We see what you did there, Sean. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
Stoney is the crustiest vato we’ve ever witnessed. So don’t harsh his gig, buddd-dy. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
Remember when NBC tried to make a new Knight Rider where the main star was the son of David Hasselhoff’s Michael Knight who drove KITT, like the tribute build above? Of course, you don’t. Hasselhoff for life. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
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See him? Unironic Santa Claws? Yeah, you do. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
Check it out. Casket Chucky has a LEFT hand for a right hand, so the hearse driver is looking at his own left hand and freaking out, big time. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
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We’ve nicknamed this dragon “Rorschach Test.” (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
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WKA Grand Nationals podium status: Confirmed. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
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(Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
“Hey kid! What do you think about a solid podium finish at the WKA Grand Nationals?” (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
Caution Tape: “Enter at your own risk.” Chevy Fans: *nod in agreement* (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
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In October, you have October Ham. But in May, you have Mayham. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
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(Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
(Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
Iron Man loves candy 3,000. Tri-Fives? More in the low 6-900 range. (Image/OnAllCylinders – Sean Cutright)
Awesome time. What great pictures. Such a great turn out. And so many unusual cars. Can’t wait til next year
I would love to know what the paint code is on that bronze colored Camaro!
I love all these monsters. I think they have to go to a Burning Man! They will look great there on sand…