Confused by the headline, aren’t you?

“Twelve signs that I need what? A new carburetor? More horsepower? Closure? Tell me, OnAllCylinders, what is it!?”

You’re thinking too hard. The answer is right there in the title. We’ve found 12 signs—literal signs; hotrod signs—that we think will add a bit of flair to any automotive enthusiast’s garage this holiday season.

Our friends at Summit Racing Gifts, Clothing and Memorabilia have a wide range of in-stock hotrod signs ranging from patriotic, to irreverent, to informative, and everything in between. Some of them are functional even.

How is the rest of the family supposed to know that dad’s garage is his garage without a sign designating it so? And in today’s litigation-happy society, how irresponsible is it park the wrong car in the wrong spot?

The universe may not be giving you a sign, but that doesn’t mean you can’t own a great one today. Here are a few of our favorites.

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Holiday Gift Guide: Signs

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Hurst Floor Shift Round Sign

Hurst Shifter Sign

American Flag Eagle Steel Sign

American Flag Eagle Steel Sign

Jeep Since 1941 Steel Sign

There’s The Door Steel Sign

There's The Door Steel Sign

Doubled-Sided Personalized Speed Shop Sign

Doubled-Sided Personalized Speed Shop Sign

Sinclair Dino Tin Sign

Ford Motor Company Corrugated Aluminum Sign

Just Because It’s A Bad Idea Box Sign

Just Because Bad Idea Sign

Can’t Fix Stupid Sign

Can't Fix Stupid Sign

Good Cheap Fast Steel Sign

Good Cheap Fast Steel Sign

USA License Plate Map Sign

USA License Plate Map

Laid-Back Cooler Chevrolet Aluminum Sign

Laid-Back Cooler Chevrolet Aluminum Sign

Author: Will Schertz

Will is a contributing writer for OnAllCylinders. His automotive writing career stretches back longer than a decade and includes a stint as senior reporter for one of the tire industry’s largest trade publications. He enjoys long walks on the beach, romantic candlelit dinners, and thinly veiled sarcasm. Will lives with his beautiful wife and two small humans who steal his food and "need" more LEGOs.